yourweeaboobs:

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LOOK AT THIS HAND

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LOOK AT THIS HAND

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THIS HAND IS BIGGER THAN NAGISA’S HEAD

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FOR CHRIST’S SAKE THIS BOY BETTER HAVE AN ASSHOLE THE SIZE OF RUSSIA

bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

orgyporgy:

as soon as i heard her line “pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me NyQuil” i knew i was listening to Art

slayboybunny:

one time I went to a gamestop and as I walked in the employee was like “cooking mama is over there!” and snickered with his friend and I was so pissed because 1) I was there to pick up diablo III and 2) cooking mama is an excellent game not an insult to fling at women when u feel like being a misogynist. anyway I hate nerds

once in ap psych we weren’t doing anything so i took out my ds and started playing cooking mama. one of my guy friends started making fun of me so i got him to try it and he wouldn’t give me back my game until the bell rang.

notmakoto:

when you see the anime tiddy